Take the college fund
To blackjack for doubling
Time for trade school now

Kate Bosworth said Las Vegas drove her crazy.

Gamble, Drink, Work, Play
Not for her to spend her days
Missed the most- a tree

Yeah...we'll get right on adding more trees, it's amazing how many tourist come to Vegas looking for a forest.

Tight clothes, bleach blond hair.
Just wants to get attention.
Very nice, how much?

My plump Vegas girl
Your ass is magnificent
Two pigs in a sack

That's funny, Tubby
You don't have much room to talk
Seen your feet lately?

Cher back at Caesar's
if only she could Turn Back Time
her old ass won't sag

Some play in Vegas
Thinking it stays in Vegas
The clap goes with you

So I bet the rent
Hope for a seven; not there
That's why it's called craps

Whatchu lookin' at?
No, I won't give you money
Move along, asshole.

Strange people live here
Glad it's a "shall issue" state
Freeze, motherfucka!

When you're famous people will go buy things for you- and send them to you. And then they expect you to do something wild like...pay for it. The nerve!

You drive me crazy;
it's not your prerogative
to steal my damn clothes...

Hookers turn street tricks
Hustlers turn chip tricks for you
You're screwed either way