Forty to get in,
drinks thirteen dollars a piece.
Clubs used to be cheap….
One minute, kind Sir.
Listen to my sob story,
just need some spare change.
Slots, one cent per line,
megabucks pays back millions.
How come I’m not rich?
The slogan is true:
What happens in Vegas, stays.
Mainly your money.
I’m just a tourist,
spending my life’s savings here.
A swift bankruptcy.