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• Amazon Prime allows Unlimited Free Two Day Shipping on Millions of Items at Amazon

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  I admit it, I’m an Amazon junkie. I get a lot of what I need off the web, and Amazon is one of the best ecommerce sites out there. I was skeptical when I heard about Amazon Prime and their free trial. Two day shipping free- one day shipping for $3.99. [...]

  Filed in: Uncategorized on August 15th, 2008

• Kate Bosworth Driven Crazy by Las Vegas - Haiku

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  Kate Bosworth said Las Vegas drove her crazy.
  Gamble, Drink, Work, Play
  Not for her to spend her days
  Missed the most- a tree
  Yeah…we’ll get right on adding more trees, it’s amazing how many tourist come to Vegas looking for a forest.

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku on March 27th, 2008

• Cher Returns to Vegas at 61 - Haiku

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  Cher back at Caesar’s
  if only she could Turn Back Time
  her old ass won’t sag

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku on February 11th, 2008

• No Glove No Love - Haiku

  by 22

  Some play in Vegas
  Thinking it stays in Vegas
  The clap goes with you

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku on February 7th, 2008

• Unlucky at dice…

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  So I bet the rent
  Hope for a seven; not there
  That’s why it’s called craps

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku on February 1st, 2008

• Britney Spears Forgets to Pay Bill

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  When you’re famous people will go buy things for you- and send them to you. And then they expect you to do something wild like…pay for it. The nerve!
  You drive me crazy;
  it’s not your prerogative
  to steal my damn clothes…

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku on January 31st, 2008

• Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

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  Hookers turn street tricks
  Hustlers turn chip tricks for you
  You’re screwed either way

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku on January 30th, 2008

• Kirsten Haglund Crowned Miss America at Planet Hollywood

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  Kirsten Haglund is Miss America 2008.
  Roses, crown and tears,
  Planet Hollywood crowns new
  Miss America

  Filed in: Las Vegas News on January 27th, 2008

• Hard 16

  by 22

  Glaring nine and seven
  Dealer showing a face up
  Does twenty six win?

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku on January 26th, 2008