Posts by Sophie

• Men’s Fitness Magazine: Las Vegas is Fattest City

  by Sophie

  My plump Vegas girl
  Your ass is magnificent
  Two pigs in a sack
  That’s funny, Tubby
  You don’t have much room to talk
  Seen your feet lately?

  Filed in: Uncategorized on February 11th, 2008

• Security in Vegas

  by Sophie

  Whatchu lookin’ at?
  No, I won’t give you money
  Move along, asshole.
  Strange people live here
  Glad it’s a “shall issue” state
  Freeze, motherfucka!

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku on January 31st, 2008

• OJ’s Got some ‘Splainin To Do

  by Sophie

  OJ’s in trouble
  Breaks into hotel room, yells:
  “This is a stick-up!”
  That dude’s got my stuff!
  Let’s go get it back. With guns.
  How could this go wrong?

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku, Las Vegas News on January 27th, 2008

• Burning Down the House

  by Sophie

  Monte Carlo Burns. Well, not the real Monte Carlo in Monaco. Just like Vegas’ Venice is not in Italy and its Rio is not in Brazil, the Monte Carlo is a local hotel and the roof caught fire the other day. Little Mood Music:

  Ahem:
  Welders on the roof
  Oops, what could have caused this [...]

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku, Las Vegas News on January 27th, 2008

• Welcome Haiku

  by Sophie

  Everyone comes here
  All of us have adventures
  Tell us about it

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku on January 27th, 2008

• Vegas Musings

  by Sophie

  This place kicks some ass!
  Hookers are legal out here
  Why does my dick burn?
  Strippers are so cool
  I think she really likes me
  Hey! where’s my wallet?

  Filed in: Las Vegas Haiku on January 27th, 2008