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Tight clothes, bleach blond hair.
Just wants to get attention.
Very nice, how much?
- The Humorous Side of Vegas
Posts by thegerman1220
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Girls, straight to your door
in thirty minutes or less.
Got to be worth it.
Flop, call, now the turn.
Raise, the river, I’m all in.
…a flush beats a straight?
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Forty to get in,
drinks thirteen dollars a piece.
Clubs used to be cheap….
One minute, kind Sir.
Listen to my sob story,
just need some spare change.
Slots, one cent per line,
megabucks pays back millions.
How come I’m not rich?
The slogan is true:
What happens in Vegas, stays.
Mainly your money.
I’m just a tourist,
spending my life’s savings here.
A swift bankruptcy.
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Girls, straight to your door
in thirty minutes or less.
Got to be worth it.
Flop, call, now the turn.
Raise, the river, I’m all in.
…a flush beats a straight?
-
Forty to get in,
drinks thirteen dollars a piece.
Clubs used to be cheap….
One minute, kind Sir.
Listen to my sob story,
just need some spare change.
Slots, one cent per line,
megabucks pays back millions.
How come I’m not rich?
The slogan is true:
What happens in Vegas, stays.
Mainly your money.
I’m just a tourist,
spending my life’s savings here.
A swift bankruptcy.
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