Kate Bosworth said Las Vegas drove her crazy.
Gamble, Drink, Work, Play
Not for her to spend her days
Missed the most- a tree
Yeah…we’ll get right on adding more trees, it’s amazing how many tourist come to Vegas looking for a forest.

Cher back at Caesar’s
if only she could Turn Back Time
her old ass won’t sag

Some play in Vegas
Thinking it stays in Vegas
The clap goes with you

So I bet the rent
Hope for a seven; not there
That’s why it’s called craps

Whatchu lookin’ at?
No, I won’t give you money
Move along, asshole.
Strange people live here
Glad it’s a “shall issue” state
Freeze, motherfucka!

When you’re famous people will go buy things for you- and send them to you. And then they expect you to do something wild like…pay for it. The nerve!
You drive me crazy;
it’s not your prerogative
to steal my damn clothes…

Hookers turn street tricks
Hustlers turn chip tricks for you
You’re screwed either way

Forty to get in,
drinks thirteen dollars a piece.
Clubs used to be cheap….
One minute, kind Sir.
Listen to my sob story,
just need some spare change.
Slots, one cent per line,
megabucks pays back millions.
How come I’m not rich?
The slogan is true:
What happens in Vegas, stays.
Mainly your money.
I’m just a tourist,
spending my life’s savings here.
A swift bankruptcy.

OJ’s in trouble
Breaks into hotel room, yells:
“This is a stick-up!”
That dude’s got my stuff!
Let’s go get it back. With guns.
How could this go wrong?

Monte Carlo Burns. Well, not the real Monte Carlo in Monaco. Just like Vegas’ Venice is not in Italy and its Rio is not in Brazil, the Monte Carlo is a local hotel and the roof caught fire the other day. Little Mood Music:

Ahem:
Welders on the roof
Oops, what could have caused this [...]