OJ’s in trouble
Breaks into hotel room, yells:
“This is a stick-up!”
That dude’s got my stuff!
Let’s go get it back. With guns.
How could this go wrong?

Monte Carlo Burns. Well, not the real Monte Carlo in Monaco. Just like Vegas’ Venice is not in Italy and its Rio is not in Brazil, the Monte Carlo is a local hotel and the roof caught fire the other day. Little Mood Music:

Ahem:
Welders on the roof
Oops, what could have caused this [...]

Kirsten Haglund is Miss America 2008.
Roses, crown and tears,
Planet Hollywood crowns new
Miss America